Featuring Generator Rex, American Dragon: Jake Long, Code Lyoko, Justice League Unlimited, Codename: Kids Next Door, Teen Titans, and Xiaolin Showdown.

…ahem. I’ll pick a few of my favorites from a few different shows, starting with Generator Rex:

THE SHEER INTENSITY OF THIS HUG SHE IS JUST HOLDING ON TO HIM FOR DEAR LIFE AND SHE DOES NOT WANT TO LET GO AND SHE DOESN’T KNOW WHAT’S HAPPENING EVERYONE SHE LOVES COULD BE FUCKING DEAD AND SHE JUST NEEDS TO HOLD HIM AS TIGHT AS POSSIBLE

SHE PUTS HIM DOWN AND HER HAND LINGERS AND HE’S COMPLETELY STILL AND JUSTWGWEJG

HORROR. COMPLETE AND TOTAL HORROR BECAUSE SIX NO SIX NONONO DONT BE DEAD YOU DICK

CHEST COMPRESSIONS AND IT STILL LOOKS LIKE SHE’S PRESSING ON HIS STOMACH AND SHE’S BREATHING SO MUCH AND SO HARD CUZ SHE’S SO GODDAMN SCARED AND SHE’LL NEVER FORGIVE HIM IF HE-

THEIR ONLY IN-SERIES KISS I MEAN SRSLY MOA WTF BUT SHE IS ALL OVER THAT SHE’S SO FREAKED OUT HER DOCTORATE MEANS NOTHING AND SHE DOESN’T DO MOUTH-TO-MOUTH CORRECTLY BUT WHO CARES SHE JUST NEEDS HIM TO BE ALIVE OKAY

AND HE STILL ISNT BREATHING AND ITS BEEN AT LEAST TWO MINUTES AND THATS NOT GOOD NOT GOOODDD

THE TEARS THE TEAAARRSS AND HER BREATH JUST TRYING NOT TO CRY SO DAMN HARD BUT HE’S DEAD AND ITS ALL HER FAULT AND FUCK HOLIDAY STOP BREAKING MY HEART D:

BUT THEN WHATS THIS THERES A NOISE COMING FROM BELOW HER AND THE TEARS ARE STILL STREAMING DOWN HER CHEEKS AND SHE DOESNT KNOW IF SHES HALLUCINATING FROM THE IMMEDIATE DEPRESSION BUT SHE LOOKS AND ITS

BREATHING HES BREATHING FUCK HES OKAY AND HES BREATHING

HAPPIEST FACE JUST SO FUCKING HAPPY AND WE KNOW HE SEES HER LOOKING LIKE THE HAPPIEST PERSON ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH AND SHE CANT HELP HERSELF BUT AVOID THE NO-TOUCH RULE THEY HAVE GOING AND JUST

SLAM SHE’S ALL OVER HIM JUST HER BODY COMPLETELY DRAPED OVER HIS AND HIS ARM IS SCREAMING AT HIM TO HUG HER BACK BECAUSE HES OKAY AND SHES OKAY AND EVERYTHING IS OKAY

AND HER TEARS ARE JUST COMPLETELY GONE SHE IS SO FUCKING HAPPY LIKE FUCKITYFUCK HAPPY

AND BY THIS POINT SIX IS PLENTY AWAKE AND AWARE OF WHATS HAPPENING AND HOLIDAYS FACE JUST SCREAMS “I LOVE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH” AND WE KNOW IT AND HES NOT GONNA MOVE HE JUST WANTS YOU TO PLANT IT ON HIM BABE

AND SHE JUST GOES IN FOR THE SMOOCH WITH HER AWFUL AIM AND HER FACE IS JUST SO SERENE AND SHE KNOWS THIS IS JUST PERFECT AND EVERYTHING IS WONDERFUL AND THEN HOLIX FANS WORLDWIDE GO “FUCK YOU, BEVERLY” EVEN THOUGH WE LOVE THAT BITCH UNCONDITIONALLY

Next is American Dragon: Jake Long:

she screams out her deathwish SHE KNOWS SHES GOING TO DIE IT WILL BE PAINLESS AND SHE WILL BE GONE FROM THIS WORLD FOREVER BUT WHEN SHES GONE EVERYONE SHE CARES ABOUT WILL BE OKAY AND SHE CAN FINALLY PAY FOR HER SINS

JAKE HAD NO IDEA WHAT SHE WAS GOING TO DO HE THOUGHT HE WAS GOING TO DIE AND NOW NO ITS ROSE ROSE IS SACRIFICING HERSELF FOR HIM AND HIS PEOPLE

AND SHE CAN’T EVEN FUCKING LOOK AT HIM AND HE JUST WANTS HER TO TELL HIM SHE’LL STILL BE THERE TOMORROW AND THEY BOTH KNOW SHE WONT AND SHE JUST CANT DECIDE HOW TO REACT

AND SHE STILL CANT LOOK AT HIM BUT SHE KNOWS SHES LEAVING AND NEVER COMING BACK BUT SHE LOVES JAKE AND SHE CANT DO THIS

BUT ROSE I DONT UNDERSTAND YOURE GOING TO DIE TOO WHY COULDNT THERE BE A WAY TO DO THIS WITHOUT YOU DYING ROSE I LOVE YOU ROSE ROSE FUCK DONT LEAVE ME I LOVE YOU

SHE TAKES HIS HANDS OFF OF HER BECAUSE SHE CANT DEAL WITH THESE FEELINGS SHE WANTS TO TELL HIM SHE LOVES HIM BUT SHE DOESNT WANT TO MAKE THIS HARDER THAN IT IS

ONE OF THOSE “I’LL ALWAYS BE WITH YOU” CLICHES THAT WE STILL LOVE BECAUSE FUUCCKK ROSE DONT LEAVE HIMLOOK AT HIS FACE FUCK

and shes off, floating away into the sky to her doom

goodbye jake, ill miss you so so fucking much HER HEARTBREAK IS FINALLY SHOWING THROUGH AND SHE DOESNT WANT TO DO THIS BUT THERES NO GOING BACK NOW

JAKE SAYS NO YOU ARE 14 YEARS OLD AND YOU HAVE AN ENTIRE LIFE AHEAD OF YOU WE WERE GONNA FIND YOUR PARENTS AND YOUR HOME AND YOU WERE GONNA LIVE A NORMAL LIFE WITH ME AND YOU CANT LEAVE NOW

BUT NO SHE HAS TO LEAVE THERE IS SERIOUSLY NO STOPPING THIS JAKE YOUR FACE IS BREAKING MY HEART IN TWO

HER CONFIDENT FRONT IS BACK AND FUCK SHE JUST DOESNT WANT TO SEE HIM LIKE THIS JUST “IT’LL BE OKAY” “I’LL BE OKAY” LIKE FUCKNO YOU FUCKING WONT YOU WILL CEASE TO EXIST

and then he lets go of her hand and my eyes start to water like crazy because i cant stand this scene its so fucking sad

AND HE’S STILL REACHING OUT TO HER BECAUSE WHAT ELSE CAN HE FUCKING DO

GRAMPS SAYS YOU CANT USE THE SKULLS FOR YOURSELF WELL FUCK YOU HE’S USING THEM FOR ROSEITS NOT FOR ME, ITS FOR HERAND HE WISHES HE COULD TRADE PLACES WITH HER AND HE JUST WANTS HER TO LIVE A NORMAL LIFE

and she’s still floating away as jake starts to make his wish and if he doesnt go fast enough she’ll disafuckingppear before he can fix her life

AND THE HEARTBREAK IS BACK AND HIS FUCKING FACE HE WISHES THEYD NEVER MET AND SHE NO LONGER LOVES HIM AND THE HUNTSCLAN NEVER TOOK HER THEY HAVE NEVER MET

and then shes disappeared and shes gone and jake doesnt actually know if his wish reached her before her wish did and he cant speak straight and the tears start flowing because FUCK JAKE YOU GAVE HER UP AND YOU COULDNT DO IT WITHOUT CRYING BUT YOU ARE GONNA BE A MAN AND WALK AWAY WITHOUT LETTING ANYONE SEE YOU AND FUCK EVERYTHING SUCKS

HE EVEN PUSHES THE CAMERA AWAY LIKE FUCKING FUCK HE WONT EVEN LET THE AUDIENCE SEE HIS FACE HE IS SO UPSET AND FUCK JAKE YOU’RE NOT MAKING THIS ANY BETTER FOR ME

Now for Code Lyoko:

SHES DYING THEY FUCKING LOST AND SHES DYING AND XANA’S WON AND WTF IS GONNA HAPPEN HOW THE HELL CAN THE GOOD GUYS LOSE ITS A KIDS SHOW XANA WILL FUCKING KILL ALL OF THEM

THIS IS NO JOKE SHES FUCKINGDEADEVERYTHINGS GONE LYOKO IS GONE XANA IS OUT OF THE SUPERCOMPUTER AND IS GONNA TAKE OVER THE WORLD

JEREMIE DOESNT KNOW WHAT TO DO HES LOST EVERYTHINGS LOST THEYVE LOST AELITAS DEAD AND THEYVE LOST

AND HES JUST SO OUT OF HIS MIND HES DYING BECAUSE HES FAILED AND THEYRE ALL GOING TO DIE AND ITS NOT HIS FAULT BUT ITS TOTALLY HIS FAULT

BUT FUCK NO WAIT WHATS GOING ON AELITAS FLOATING

THEN STARTS THE GREATEST FLASHBACK IN CARTOON HISTORY I DONT GIVE A SHIT WHO YOU ARE OR HOW MUCH YOU HATE THIS SHOW THIS FLASHBACK IS BEAUTIFUL

oh look at the happy gorgeous family with the natural pink hair and theyre so fucking cute and gorgeous and happy

FUCK THEY ARE SO PRESH AELITA IS SO FUCKING CUTE AND HER MOTHER IS SO PRETTY FUCK

PIANO BONDING ITS SO CUTE EVEN FRANZ HOPPER IS CUTE AT THIS POINT THIS FLASHBACK IS AMAZING AND THE LIGHT PIANO MUSIC IS LOVELY

AND HER MOTHER IS JUST BEING GORGEOUS OVER THERE ON THE COUCH HAPPILY LISTENING TO HER DAUGHTER AND HUSBAND PLAYING THE PIANO LIKE PROS AND EVERYTHING’S SO HAPPY AND-

“mommy?”AND MY HEART BREAKS FUCK AELITA WHY DID YOU HAVE TO HAVE THE BESTONLY GOODVOICE ACTOR ON THIS SHOW THAT MAKES EVERYONE SOB YOUR MOTHER IS DEAD UGH

BUT ITS YEARS LATER AND EVERYTHINGS FINE AND THINGS ARE GOING FINE EXCEPT SHE DOESNT WANNA SPEND TIME WITH DADDY SHED RATHER BE IN HER ROOM BECAUSE HER MOM IS DEAD AND THAT SUCKS

but now the men in black [no copyright] are here to take away her dad AND FRANZ WILL NOT LET THAT HAPPEN TO HIS LITTLE GIRL

HE GRABS HER HAND AND THEY RUN THEY RUN FROM SOCIETY AND THE WORLD AND THEY RUN TO A PLACE WHERE NO ONE CAN HARM THEM AND EVERYTHING WILL BE OKAY

“see you in a minute, daddy”AND THEN SHE NEVER FUCKING SEES HIM AGAIN BECAUSE IT FAILS AND XANA IS EVIL AND TRIES TO KILL HER BUT THE MEN IN BLACK TURNED OFF THE SUPERCOMPUTER AND WHY WERE THEY AFTER HER FATHER IN THE FIRST PLACE AND ALL WE KNOW ISNOTHING IS OKAY

but she wakes up SHE WAKES UP SHES NOT FUCKING DEAD AND ITS FANTASTIC

And now for Justice League Unlimited:

DIANA NO YOU CANT DO IT STOP DIANA STOP

OH FUCK SHES BEEN CRUSHED UNDER THAT FUCKING THINGDIANA NOOO

BATMAN STOP YOUR FEELINGS ARE SHOWING AND YOU HAVE NO SUPERPOWERS BUT YOU WILL MOVE EVERY FUCKING ROCK TO GET TO HER FUCK

HE KNOWS NOBODYS GONNA HELP HIM BECAUSE THEY KNOW ITS FUCKING HOPELESS BUT HE JUST KEEPS GOING

IT LOOKS REALLY SAD AND DESPERATE AND YOU START TO FEEL FOR BRUCE’S FEELS AND ITS JUSTSAD

batman stop shes dead this is not helping stop

OH WAIT DUH SHES WONDER WOMAN AHAHAHA SHES NOT DEAD YOU FUCKING PRICKS

LOLZ NOT EVEN A SCRATCH SHES FINE BITCHES

CASUAL GLANCES OR ARE THEY

OH SHE LOOKED DOWN BATMAN WONDERS WHAT SHE COULD BE LOOKING AT BETTER LOOK TOO

OH RIGHT MY HANDS ARE COVERED IN DIRT CUZ I FUCKING FREAKED OUT WHEN I THOUGHT SHE WAS DEAD BECAUSEI REALLY REALLY LOVE HER OKAY

yup better just cover that up as subtly as possible good good she’ll never know

HES NOT LOOKING AT HER CUZ HES EMBARRASSED AW BUT SHES REALLY HAPPY RIGHT NOW

CUTEST KISS EVER SERIOUSLY JUST MWAH HIS FACE JUST COMPLETELY “OH MY GOOODDD THIS IS HAPPENING”

and now hes so presh so shy so cute batman omg

And now for Codename: Kids Next Door:

SHES DOING HER BEST TO STAY TOUGH HERE CUZ SHES THE CHILL ONE OKAY? SHE DOESNT LET THINGS BOTHER HER OKAY?

AND THEN THIS LIGHT HITS THEM BECAUSE THEY ARE JUST LITTLE ANGELS AND I LOVE THEM AND HER FACE AND HIS FACE

ABBY YOUR FEELINGS ARE SHOWING ALMOST AS BAD AS BATMAN’S ABBY STOP

SHE SAYS “YOU DONT HAVE TO GO” WE KNOW SHES FUCKING BEGGING YOU NOT TO NIGEL AND WHAT DO YOU SAY?

OF COURSE I HAVE TO THIS IS WHAT HE FUCKING LIVES FOR ABBY HE IS LEAVING EVERYTHING HE LOVES TO SAVE CHILDREN ACROSS THE UNIVERSE

AND THEN THE SUNGLASSES AND SHE CANT HOLD BACK ANYMORE WHEN HE TRIES TO GIVE HER HIS FUCKING SUNGLASSES BECAUSENIGEL STOP

abby you have to take them you are the only sane person on this team and i appreciate you and everything youve done for me and everyone you are amazing

AND HE IS BEING AS STRONG AS POSSIBLE BECAUSE SHE CANT DO IT ANYMORE

HES JUST SMILING ITS LIKE ROSE ALL OVER AGAIN ONLY FUCK NIGEL STOOPPP

SHE FINALLY TAKES THE SUNGLASSES AND YOU KNOW YOUR HEART IS ABOUT TO BREAK IN TWO BECAUSEABBY TOOK HIS MOST VALUABLE ICONIC ITEM THAT JUST SAYS HE IS NUMBUH ONE OF SECTOR V

ABBY STOP

abby ABBY YOUR EYES FUCKING STOP

AND NOW HE CANT HOLD IT IN ANYMORE HE JUST FUCK HES GONNA MISS THE EVERLOVING FUCK OUTTA YOU GUYS

Now for Teen Titans:

EVERYTHINGS FINE AND PERFECT AND ITS GREAT AND RAVEN LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING ANGEL FLOATING DOWN AND SHES GORGEOUS AND ITS ALL PERFECT

AND THEY ARE JUST SO HAPPY FOR HER AND SO SHOCKED AT HOW AMAZING SHE IS AND SHE IS JUST SO GREAT

BUT SHES NOT LOOKING AT THEM SHE IS LOOKING RIGHT AT THE BOY WHO SAVED HER IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE ACTUALLY IN LIKE FIVE WAYS SERIOUSLY HE IS HER HERO HER SAVIORSHE LOVES HIM GODDAMMIT

AND HE JUST WALKS UP SO GLAD TO SEE SHES OKAY AND STARFIRE AND CYBORG ARE JUST LIKE “WTF IS GOIN ON”

AND THAT HUG IS THE MOST PRECIOUS OF ALL ANIMATED HUGS AND SHE CANNOT GET ENOUGH OF HIM IN HER ARMS AND HE IS SHOCKED AND CYBORG AND STARFIRE ARESHOCKEDAND RAVEN IS JUST THE MOST SATISFIED SHE’LL EVER BE

AND HES JUST SO HAPPY SHES OKAY ANDGUYS THEIR FACES ARE FUCKING TOUCHINGAND ITS JUST PRECIOUS AND BEAUTIFUL AND ADORABLE AND THEY ARESO FUCKING PRECIOUS AUGH

funfact: i bet you guys thought i was gonna use the bbterra scene from “Aftershock part 2” huh huh i bet you did since MOST OF THESE ARE ABOUT MY HEART RIPPING IN TWO BUT NO I WANTED SOMETHING HAPPY OKAY

And last but not least, Xiaolin Showdown:

jack just lookin all cool like yeah man im winning for once fuck you guys

ahaha, fuck you jack, no you cant win because blahblahblah [ngl i could quote this scene BUT NOPE]

ITS FLIRTING TIME AND SHE IS REJECTING HIM AND ALL JACK/KIMIKO FANS HAVE JUST STARTED TO EXIST AT THIS POINT BECAUSEJACK WE ALL HOPE YOU ARE LIKE 16 AND SHE IS 14 AND SHORT BECAUSE A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE THINKING PEDO AT THIS POINT WHICH IS LULZ BUT SRSLY

MORE FLIRTING ITS EVEN LESS SUBTLE AND JACK SHE IS FUCKING A THIRD OF YOUR SIZE THIS COULD NOT POSSIBLY WORK OUT IN ANY WAY WHATSOEVER BUT LOOK HOW HAPPY YOU LOOK AND YOUR LINES ARE CHARMING AND NOT CHEESEY AND THATSSONOT EXPECTED

OOP REJECTED HES A SORE LOSER

FUCK YOU BABE WHEN I RULE THE WORLD YOU WILL BE HANGING OFF OF ME AND UNABLE TO KEEP YOUR CLOTHES ON OKAY

AND YOU ARE NOT GONNA ESCAPE THIS KINKY ASS CAGE TIL YOU TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND DANCE FOR ME BABY

and now im done seriously this took forever LOL NO REGRETS I HAD FUN JUST TYPING FUCK OVER AND OVER AGAIN.

and here’s the ending i typed up at the beginning:

…this has been a feelings post.