February 2012
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(Sorry for the wait, Guys!) Here are the results...
cart00nnetw0rkc0nfessi0n:
IN FIRST PLACE WITH 12 VOTES IT’S……
IN SECOND PLACE WITH 8 VOTES IT’S…
WE HAVE ANOTHER TRIPLE TIE FOR 3RD PLACE!!
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a-waters:
EVERY SHIP I TOUCH DIES
January 2012
Random Chemisty Joke
What did the Chemist say when he found two new isotopes of Helium?
HeHe
missrenaaa:
life
oh my god
lol, i really thought she was joking with the large spoon
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Your result for The Brutally Honest Personality...
Commander - ESTP
60% Extraversion, 40% Intuition, 60% Thinking, 27% Judging
It’s all about action with you, isn’t it? You’re outgoing and right to the point. Fast moving, fast talking and often fast spending. Your motto is “Just DO it.”
Wow. You move faster than the Flash on a treadmill. (Yes. I could have thought up something cleverer than that. But honestly,...
me: faggot
gay guy: haha
lesbian: hahaha
normal person: hahaha
tumblr: what the fuck is wrong with you you disgusting homophobe? that's a disgusting word gays are people too, ok? that is a completely offensive word and you will be going to hell for you using such words do you understand H E L L you homophobic freak!!!!
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me: faggot
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why
why comment on my amdrag vid and say you think the show is crap
is it not obvious that i love the show
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youngtitan213 asked: YOU ARE MY HERO. <3 <3 <3 Thank you so much!! :D :D (Also, HOLEY MANIACLE ERROR, BATMAN! How am I not following you already? xDD *fixes this* Again, thank you tons!! :D :D :D
novatoast:
Enjoy.
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Anonymous asked: Why Butch?
Anonymous asked: Who do you ship bubbles with?
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fuzzybaglezz repfkeogj;lr
fuzzybagels replied to your video: crazy shit man
how bored do you have to be
i have no idea what youre talking about
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starlightsadngewgenlkaerglajerknha
starlightsandfrightnights replied to your post: starlightsadngewgenlkaerglajerknha
That might not be the best idea. I do wish I could vid though. I don’t know if I have the patience for that, however. eue I know one of the pairings I would vid would have to be Jim Hawkins/Melody disney pairing WOO! For once, a Disney pairing.
Yeah XD Vidding is fun! But takes a lot of patience, yeah....
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starlightsadngewgenlkaerglajerknha
starlightsandfrightnights replied to your post: starlightsleeptight replodiognlew
So you’re going to stick to one pairing? XD And honestly, this makes me realize I need to group together all of my OTPs. I have a lot of them, just need to remember them all.
I think the point is to stick to one pairing 0: At first I was excited at the opportunity to vid my thousands of OTPs in a sequence but then...
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Plato: For the greater good.
Karl Marx: It was a historical inevitability.
Machiavelli: So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the princely chicken's dominion maintained.
Hippocrates: Because of an excess of light pink gooey stuff in its pancreas.
Jacques Derrida: Any number of contending discourses may be discovered within the act of the chicken crossing the road, and each interpretation is equally valid as the authorial intent can never be discerned, because structuralism is DEAD, DAMMIT, DEAD!
Thomas de Torquemada: Give me ten minutes with the chicken and I'll find out.
Timothy Leary: Because that's the only kind of trip the Establishment would let it take.
Douglas Adams: Forty-two.
Nietzsche: Because if you gaze too long across the Road, the Road gazes also across you.
Oliver North: National Security was at stake.
B.F. Skinner: Because the external influences which had pervaded its sensorium from birth had caused it to develop in such a fashion that it would tend to cross roads, even while believing these actions to be of its own free will.
Carl Jung: The confluence of events in the cultural gestalt necessitated that individual chickens cross roads at this historical juncture, and therefore synchronicitously brought such occurrences into being.
Jean-Paul Sartre: In order to act in good faith and be true to itself, the chicken found it necessary to cross the road.
Ludwig Wittgenstein: The possibility of "crossing" was encoded into the objects "chicken" and "road", and circumstances came into being which caused the actualization of this potential occurrence.
Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.
Aristotle: To actualize its potential.
Buddha: If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken-nature.
Howard Cosell: It may very well have been one of the most astonishing events to grace the annals of history. An historic, unprecedented avian biped with the temerity to attempt such an herculean achievement formerly relegated to homo sapien pedestrians is truly a remarkable occurence.
Salvador Dali: The Fish.
Darwin: It was the logical next step after coming down from the trees.
Emily Dickinson: Because it could not stop for death.
Epicurus: For fun.
Ralph Waldo Emerson: It didn't cross the road; it transcended it.
Johann von Goethe: The eternal hen-principle made it do it.
Ernest Hemingway: To die. In the rain.
Werner Heisenberg: We are not sure which side of the road the chicken was on, but it was moving very fast.
David Hume: Out of custom and habit.
Jack Nicholson: 'Cause it [censored] wanted to. That's the [censored] reason.
Pyrrho the Skeptic: What road?
Ronald Reagan: I forget.
John Sununu: The Air Force was only too happy to provide the transportation, so quite understandably the chicken availed himself of the opportunity.
The Sphinx: You tell me.
Mr. T.: If you saw me coming you'd cross the road too!
Henry David Thoreau: To live deliberately ... and suck all the marrow out of life.
Mark Twain: The news of its crossing has been greatly exaggerated.
Molly Yard: It was a hen!
Zeno of Elea: To prove it could never reach the other side.
Chaucer: So priketh hem nature in hir corages.
Wordsworth: To wander lonely as a cloud.
The Godfather: I didn't want its mother to see it like that.
Keats: Philosophy will clip a chicken's wings.
Blake: To see heaven in a wild fowl.
Othello: Jealousy.
Dr. Johnson: Sir, had you known the Chicken for as long as I have, you would not so readily enquire, but feel rather the Need to resist such a public Display of your own lamentable and incorrigible Ignorance.
Mrs. Thatcher: This chicken's not for turning.
Supreme Soviet: There has never been a chicken in this photograph.
Oscar Wilde: Why, indeed? One's social engagements whilst in town ought never expose one to such barbarous inconvenience - although, perhaps, if one must cross a road, one may do far worse than to cross it as the chicken in question.
Kafka: Hardly the most urgent enquiry to make of a low-grade insurance clerk who woke up that morning as a hen.
Swift: It is, of course, inevitable that such a loathsome, filth-ridden and degraded creature as Man should assume to question the actions of one in all respects his superior.
Macbeth: To have turned back were as tedious as to go o'er.
Whitehead: Clearly, having fallen victim to the fallacy of misplaced concreteness.
Freud: An die andere Seite zu kommen. (Much laughter.)
Hamlet: That is not the question.
Donne: It crosseth for thee.
Pope: It was mimicking my Lord Hervey.
Constable: To get a better view.
Yeats: She was following the Faeries that sang to her to come away with them from the dull, bucolic comfort of the farmyard to the waters and the wild.
Shelley: 'Tis a metaphor for the pursuits of man: though 'twas deemed an extraordinary occurrence at the time, still it brought little to bear on the great scheme of time and history, and was ultimately fruitless and forgotten.
Tolkien: Chickens are respectable folk, and well thought of. They never go on any adventures or do anything unexpected. One fine spring day, as the chicken wandered contentedly around the farmyard, clucking and pecking and enjoying herself immensely, there appeared a Wizard and thirteen Dwarves who were in need of a chicken to share in their adventure. Reluctantly she joined their party, and with them crossed the road into the great Unknown, muttering about how rude the Dwarves were to take her away on such short notice, without even giving her time to brush her feathers or fetch her hat.
Poe: The fowl was driven to utter, fervent madness-- it lept 'cross the path in the hopes that sweet death might take his wanton body- by the lead foot of a passerby, the barreling coach of a postman!- and put an end to the mania which had puzzled and tormented him ever since That Day.
Arthur Conan Doyle: ...and the Adventure of the Perambulating Poultry, a story for which the world is not yet prepared.
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starlightsleeptight replodiognlew
starlightsandfrightnights replied to your post: starlightsandfrightnights replferwoghler
XD I think it’s cute. eue Oh and thank you. |D And dang, that’s a lot. If you can’t think of other couples, there’s also Jesse/James, Numbah 1/5, Maya/Edgeworth, Zim/Gaz, etc, etc.
You’re welcome! And yeess it is, that’s why I knew I had to use a couple that’s at least somewhat canon. So I...
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starlightsandfrightnights replferwoghler
starlightsandfrightnights replied to your post: starlightsandfrightnights replferwoghler
LOL, I know. But I just thought of it and I was curious. But yeah, Reggie and Lars. I have a thing for heroine being with the older brothers of the main characters. And don’t you hate when you know you like a pairing but can’t remember what it is?
Yeah Lars was an fun, stereotypical bully character who was...
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for the 30 OTP challenge thing
guys do you think i should use jake/rose
i think i should use jake/rose
but i also wanna use six/holiday
and also all my other OTPs
but jake/rose yeah
probably yeah
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starlightsandfrightnights replferwoghler
starlightsandfrightnights replied to your post: OH, Neo! You know how you were doing that fandom thing, where you listed the couples you liked? What couples would fit that for Rocket Power?
Yeah, there was some list, like the canon pairing you like, OTP, weird pairing you ship though others might not, pairings you can’t get into, things like that. Also, this is sad, but I kind of ship Reggie...
starlightsandfrightnights asked: OH, Neo! You know how you were doing that fandom thing, where you listed the couples you liked? What couples would fit that for Rocket Power?