SO. I suppose if you clicked here, you’re wondering, “What kind of person is this “neopuff”? This “Carro” woman?”

Well here’s a basic outline:

I’m a girl; biologically and otherwise. Also straight, though it may not always seem that way because of my many lesbian crushes on cartoon women. Though honestly, nothing offends me so call me whatever the hell you want.

Brunette with huge barely-manageable hair. Brown eyes w/  purple contacts. Pudgy and working on fixing that [sort of maybe]. I have freckles, too!

I am an atheist! But I don’t shove it people’s faces. Anyone who does has very little respect from me.

I frequently reference TV shows and cartoons. Well, okay, more than frequently. Every other sentence, probably. And some of it is mainstream Spongebob references, then I’ll turn around and quote Clone High and everyone goes “whaatt??” ahahaha

I use [ ] instead of ( ). Idky.

I don’t always use punctuation or capitalization. Not because I don’t know how, but I’m just hella lazy guys.

Um I dunno what else to type but if you see this page and you’re curious about something about me, go ahead and ask! I’m pretty open about myself. Excluding fetishes n stuff ‘CAUSE HEY THATS MY BUSINESS.